Jumbo Mini-Break: Want to go abroad to see elephants? Phuket? Book it.

It’s the summer of 2013.  It’s getting on for 32O in the shade. And I’m just over 2,300 kilometres away from Hong Kong.

More specifically, I’m in Patong, the infamous bar district on the west coast of Phuket. It’s more seedy than everything-must-go garden centre liquidation.

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Dancing on the bar are a variety of what I take to be young ladies. While some favour the relatively straightforward stilettos-and-swimsuit look, others seem to have put a little more thought into their ensemble. While, admittedly, my brief glance around lacks rigour as a research methodology, through the strobing lights and thumping bass lines I still manage to discern two police officers, a fire lady and several nurses. There also appears to a rear-admiral and an unusually rhythmic nun.

Phil, my drinking companion and a long-term Phuket resident, brandishes his half-empty bottle of Singha in the general direction of one of the more comely prancing police officers.

“That’s a bloke,” he says.

Noting my startled look, he warms to his theme.

“And so’s the nun, the admiral and at least two of the nurses…”

“Lumme,” I say, not wanting to query his appraisal nor to know more about his inside track.

This, I think, though, is clearly no place for a family holiday…

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Fast forward six and a half-years and I’m queuing for a visa stamp at Phuket International Airport. It’s 1.30 in the morning. I have two suitcases, a rucksack, a Mrs, a two-year-old and an 11-inch Gruffalo. Even though none of the attendant police officers give any indication that a provocative strut is of the offing, I am struggling with the kind of flashback that no much-loved cuddly toy should be within half a mile of.

And then the queue clears, our papers are checked and we’re all waved through. Even the Gruffalo. Outside, our courteous hotel driver awaits us in air-conditioned reassurance and soon, we’re winging our way through the relatively silent streets of Phuket several hours before sun up. This, I think, could turn out all right after all…

Even at this time of the night / morning, it takes the best part of an hour to reach our hotel – the Diamond Cliff Resort and Spa. Although only just a little over a kilometre from the heady, hedonistic delights of Patong, Phuket, Phil – our man supposedly in the know – assures me that family friendliness will be front of house. And, for once, he doesn’t disappoint.

Even at two o’clock in the morning, the traditional warm Thai welcome has not been turned down by so much as half a notch. Indeed, check-in is so brisk and painless that it even excites a smile from a half-asleep two-year-old. Before we know it, we, our luggage and our furry fanged friend, are all safely stowed on the shuttle bus that, every seven-to-eight minutes, takes the pain out of the sharp incline that divides the concierge from the decidedly comfy rooms.

So, there we are. Barely four hours after being wheels up in Chek Lap Kok, we’re bedding down in Kalim – Patong’s decidedly less decadent neighbour – and we almost have enough energy left to argue over who forgot to pack the travel adaptor. Again.

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Day one and it’s not a day for voyaging forth. We did quite enough of that yesterday thank you. For many Hongkongers arriving in Phuket – especially those travelling in steerage rather than on Premium Maximum First Class Super Indulgence tickets – the sheer space afforded by a decent sized hotel room delivers joy enough to make your first day in residence suitably memorable. Should you exhaust the charms of crispy linen and multi-jetted hot tubs peremptorily, then, thankfully, the Diamond Spa has enough in-house delights to ensure you don’t have to wander too far too early in your stay.

The handily-sited kids’ playroom is a must and it’s a credit to its ever-enthusiastic personnel that they seem to remain almost entirely undaunted no matter how much topping a two-year-old can cover themselves with in the space of one brief half-hour pizza-making workshop. They also appear to have been trained in tactfully turning a blind eye to the number of crayons a toddler can scoff when they think no-one is looking.

This sizable, supervised play space marks just about the halfway point between room and pool, making it suitable as both the site of tactical retreat or a chance to burn off a little excess energy en route. Either way, the smiles of the staff remain undiminished, even when co-opted into an ad hoc search party for a suddenly errant Gruffalo.

Of course, on every holiday, no matter how hard you plan or how much you think ahead, there comes a time when you have to give in, bow to the inevitable, leave the hotel reluctantly behind and GO AND DO SOMETHING. In our case, something to do with elephants.

Pachyderms and two-year-olds, it seems, have at least one thing in common – they never forget. Should you, say, make the grave error of announcing, almost by way of idle chat, that there are elephants in Phuket, chances are that off-the-cuff pre-vacation comment may come back to haunt you.

And so it was that, decidedly early on day two, a little head popped up and in a tone that was equal parts quizzical and emphatic, said simply: “Elephants?”

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Three hours later, our argument about who forgot to pack the bug repellent is temporarily put on hold as our jeep lurches into a big elephant-motifed compound. We’ve been fortunate. A quick Google – thank you free and surprisingly fast hotel wi-fi – gave us the Elephant Jungle Sanctuary (www.elephantjunglesanctuary.com), a nearby ‘ethical’ elephant rescue centre, which majored on both its sustainable and its care credentials.

In Thailand – and in pretty much everywhere else – it’s important to suss out just how genuinely charitable your chosen elephant preservation reserve actually is. As a rule of thumb, any signs of chains or any offer that you can ride one of the magnificent beasts is a no-no. This particular sanctuary actually prides itself on buying ageing tuskers from their moustache-twirling circus owners. The going rate? HK$2.5 million a pop.

The care and respect they show the animals is, however, evident at every turn. Whether you’re feeding them, bathing them or just goggling at their immense bulk close-up, it will certainly bring out your inner two-year-old. An undoubted holiday highlight.

Indeed, five days later, with Monkey Island, James Bond locales, an upside down house and the Splash Jungle Water Park all duly visited and Instagrammed, it’s the watermelon-munching jolly grey giants that remain the a biding memory for at least one departing diminutive tourist.

Queuing up for the return leg to Hong Kong, it’s hard not to feel a little recharged after a break from the increasingly fraught Fragrant Harbour. As to concerns, that this particular stretch of the Land of Smiles may not be wholly family friendly, this trip has certainly dispelled that particular notion.

While refreshed, there’s also a degree of exhaustion after setting out to see so much in such a short time. That must be why I’m momentarily sure the nun three ahead of me in the boarding queue just gave me the kind of wink that almost defines “lascivious”.

 Surely, there can be no other explanation…

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New day and night editions of MB&F Legacy Machine FlyingT

Breaking with the more conventional femme-focused timepiece designs, horology marque Maximilian Busser and Friends, popularly known as MB&F, introduced its Legacy Machine FlyingT – its first every model for women – at the starting of 2019.

Proudly accoladed with the Prix de la Complication pour Dame award at the prestigious 2019 Grand Prix d’Horlogerie de Genève, the watches are replete with intricately engineered details and dazzlingly avant-garde stylings.

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Then available in three versions – Black Lacquer, Pavée and Baguette –  the Swiss label has recently launched two more iterations of the Legacy Machine FlyingT – a black dial in a 18K red gold case that is reminiscent of night, and a light blue avatar housed in a platinum 950 case that is inspired by day.

Moreover, these guilloché dials,  crafted by the horology maison’s long-standing collaborator Kari Voutilainen, serve to further enhance the centrepiece of it’s design, its eponymous feature – the tourbillon.

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Adding to it, the small white-lacquered dial is placed at an inclination of 50° allowing only the user to see the time – thus improving the personal touch.

Limited to 18 pieces of each colour, these Legacy Machine FlyingT watches have a power reserve of 100 hours.

Easter Getaways: Get your fill of culture, entertainment and history

The Easter holidays – lurking barely a month away – may just offer stressed out Hongkongers with the perfect opportunity to escape the coronavirus-laden confines of the Fragrant Harbour. Be it a solo trip to explore an ancient city, dancing the night away at Coachella or relaxing with a delicious glass of port in Portugal, here are some of our top recommendations for stress-free Easter getaways.

Istanbul, Turkey

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Topkapi Palace

A city bustling with a strong historical presence is just one way to describe the Turkish capital city Istanbul. From the exquisite Topkapi Palace – where you can witness the enduring legacy of the Ottoman Empire – to Byzantine highlights like Aya Sofya, Basilica Cistern, Kariye Museum and Hippodrome, these ancient monuments offer an unforgettable experience for any self-confessed history enthusiast. Beyond just its ancient allure, there are some quintessential things that cannot be missed out. For instance, ride the Bosphorus ferries – connecting from the Eminönü district to the Black Sea – to enjoy a view filled with alluring parks, mansions and palaces. Similarly, there are hammams where you can enjoy a warm and soothing Turkish bath to loosen all your muscles – isn’t relaxing one of the main purposes of a vacation. Lastly, make sure to go to Beyoglu at least once – a district known for its best dining and wining options among locals and tourists. 

Toulouse, France

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Located in the Southwest of France, Toulouse – also known as La Ville Rose (The Pink City) – takes something of a backseat to the more popular Paris. With beautiful pink bricks that give it its aforementioned nickname and colourful flowers blooming around the region, it is an ideal destination for both solo and group travels. The Occitane region’s capital also boasts some of the world’s best museums, cathedrals, monuments. Place du Capitole – the city’s main square, which abuts the city hall as well as the building that houses Salle des Illustres (Hall of the Illustrious) and Vieux Quartier (Old Quarter). The town’s friendly and flat lanes make it safe and easy to skate or cycle around – an activity enjoyed by many tourists and locals. With artistic churches and cathedrals like Basilique St-Sernin, Cathédrale de St-Étienne and Église Notre Dame du Taur, it is a promising destination to celebrate Easter.

Coachella Valley, California

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What better time to visit California’s Coachella Valley than for Easter, which perfectly coincides with the dates of the art and music festival Coachella. Apart from that, venture onto the Palm Springs Aerial Tramway, serving a 360° aerial view of the valley from more than 8,500ft, or try your hand at hiking the Indian Canyon trails, which vary from 1.2 miles to 12.3 miles. For a show-stopping experience, there is the Marvyn’s Magic theatre – described as “world-class entertainment” – to witness some phenomenal shows. Moreover, fauna aficionados will surely love The Living Desert Zoo and Gardens for its numerous interactive experiences, including feeding a giraffe and petting a kraal.

Porto, Portugal

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Porto – an up-and-coming touristic destination that makes the final entry on our list of Easter getaways – is where you can witness the perfect fusion of classic heritage and modern architecture. Known for manufacturing port (a type of fortified wine that takes its name from the national name), lining the banks of the Douro River are countless city’s cellars where you can get a first-hand tasting of this famous beverage. If you’re looking to explore the location’s ancient ruins, Ribeira district – a UNESCO World Heritage site – is well worth a detour, while Oporto’s Casa da Musica’s peculiar geometric construction and the 5D theatre – Look at Porto – let you view and experience Porto in a more contemporary light. Literature buffs, meanwhile, should head to Livraria Lello, a delightful bookshop famed as much for its neo-gothic and magic-inducing aura as its books. Moreover, don’t forget to grab a Francesinha – Porto’s emblematic sandwich.

Montblanc celebrates 20th Laureus World Sports Awards

As a pioneering brand that has believed in the importance of education, German luxury maison Montblanc has continued to be a proponent of the leading charitable cause Laureus Sport For Good for the work it does to support youngsters. With this year marking the 20th anniversary of the annual Laureus World Sports Awards, the horology brand celebrated with a lavish party in Berlin.

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The event, hosted by the Love Actually star Hugh Grant, had a selected theme of ‘Sport Unites Us’ – a thought inspired by Nelson Mandela’s words at the first Laureus World Sports Awards as the Founding Patron of the organisation. In his speech, he talked about sports being a strong driving force that “inspires, unites and creates hope” for young people.

More importantly, this award ceremony honoured sportspeople from all over the world for their achievements in the past year, including stars like Lionel Messi, Lewis Hamilton, Simone Biles, Chloe Kim, Sachin Tendulkar and more.

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Moreover, as the official awards supporter, Montblanc presented all the attendees with a custom limited-edition bracelet with the emblem of Laureus and the fashion label. This leather and silver accessory represents the German manufacturer’s advocacy of the programmes organised by the sports foundation.

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About this ongoing endorsement, the Marketing Executive Vice President of Montblanc Vincent Montalescot said, “We are proud to support the incredible work that Laureus has been doing for the past two decades, uniting, inspiring and changing the lives of young people around the world, and helping them find a way to a better, brighter future.”

Sinostalgia

Be it from the nature that surrounds us or the age-long myths from literature, there is no limit to the things that inspire bijouterie. That being mentioned – we at Gafencu have put together some eclectic jewelries that take inspiration from classic Oriental traditions.

Samsung launches its new frameless television – Q950TS TV

It’s 2020, and we can say one thing for sure – the latest cutting-edge innovations of the world’s leading technology companies are more akin to futuristic gadgets than ever before. Just one such example is South Korean electronic conglomerate Samsung‘s latest QLED 8K flagship model, the Q950TS TV.

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Unveiled before an eager crowd at CES 2020, the annual electronic product showcase in Las Vegas, the Q950TS QLED 8K television is apparently as close to frameless as makes no difference. With a screen-to-body ratio of almost 99 percent – the largest to date and a four-percent increase from the previous record-holder – the enlarged screen acreage allows for an even more pristine viewing experience. In fact, the frame is not even visible when you stand a bit far away from the TV set, and given that it has a depth of just 15mm, the Q950TS gives a luxurious projector-like feel when mounted on the wall.

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Fitted with a Full Array Local Dimming backlight that adjusts lighting for optimal viewing conditions, the Q950TS is also Samsung’s first-ever model to feature a deep-learning AI upscaling that purportedly enhances screen quality even further. The newly redesigned smart user experience also provides buyers with smart features like Tap View, Digital Butler and Samsung Health as well as improved voice recognition for better ease-of-use. What’s more, it comes fitted with a top-of-the-line surround-sound audio system – it’s the first model to feature speakers on all the sides and subwoofers on the back – ensuring that this innovative new QLED 8K television experience is unlike anything you’ll have experienced to date.Q950TS

2020-2021 Mentors and Protégés announced for Rolex’s Arts Initiative

Artistic and creative vision may be a constant in our world, but transforming it into an actual work of art requires knowledge and expertise that must be passed down through the generations. It’s a cause wholly supported by luxury Swiss horology brand Rolex, with its Mentor and Protégé Arts Initiative aiming to support and perpetuate artistic excellence. Launched in 2002, this project pairs an experienced mentor and an upcoming talent in a particular form of art.

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Recently, the luxury brand announced the one-to-one pairs for this cycle (2020-21). This year the chosen fields for the Arts Initiative include film, theatre, visual arts and an open category. Below is a brief mention of the pairs that will be working closely for the next two years.

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In the film category, Spike Lee, the director of the Academy award-winning film Blackklansman will be training Kyle Bell – a filmmaker who worked on the Emmy-winning documentary production Osiyo: Voices of the Cherokee People.

Known for directing the groundbreaking musical and film Mamma Mia!, Phyllida Lloyd will be guiding Whitney White – the artist of positively critiqued theatrical creations like What to Send Up When it Goes Down.

As for visual arts, the multi-talented Carrie Mae Weems, who has executed her skills through her films, performances, scripts and more, has chosen to transfer her wisdom to Camila Rodríguez Triana – a Colombian visual artist whose creations have been displayed on exhibitions across Europe and South America.

Lastly, the well-known and award-winning actor Lin-Manuel Miranda will be working on the open category session. The trainee for this will be announced in March.

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Click here for more details on this philanthropic mentorship programme.

Reel Deal: Movies releasing in March in Hong Kong

If you want to take a break from the current situation in Hong Kong, there’s no better way to while away a couple of hours and taking in the latest big-screen outings. Be it the much-awaited sequel to A Quiet Place or the live-adaptation release of Mulan, here are the must-watch movies hitting Hong Kong this March.  

March movies releasing

Jexi – 5 March

The film Jexi revolves around the relationship between a socially awkward features writer Phil and an AI robot Jexi on his phone. Initially, the virtual robot acts as a life coach and helps him to overcome his smartphone addiction and make friends in real life. However, when he becomes independent, Jexi, not quite happy with the change, turns into a tech nightmare. Created by the directors who gave us comedic smashes like Hangover and Bad Moms, Jexi looks set to be a darkly humorous hit.

The Call of the Wild – 5 March

Based on the 1903 novel by the same title, The Call of the Wild follows the journey a man takes with a dog named Buck. From a pet dog in a home in California to becoming a sled dog in the wilds of Alaska, Buck has his own background story that makes him unique and lovable. Described as ‘an adventure of a lifetime’, love and comraderie lie at the heart of this movie.

Like a Boss – 5 March

Two best friends and business partners – Mia and Mel – think they are living a successful life running their beauty company until they are hit with the hard reality – their debt. That is where the cosmetic industry expert Claire Luna (Selma Hayek) comes in to help. However, she ends up sabotaging their business by taking advantage of their ideas and hard work. Filled with laughter and a star-studded cast – Billy Porter, Tiffany Haddish, Rose Byrne and more, Like a Boss is pure entertainment.

A Quiet Place Part II – 19 March

When A Quiet Place ended, the Abbott family finally found a solution to save themselves from the monsters that was traumatising their lives. With A Quiet Place Part II, it comes to light that those weren’t the only creatures they had to protect themselves from. If you loved the 2018 thriller movie, this upcoming sequel is sure to interest you, just get ready for a scary good time.

Mulan – 26 March

It was a classic Chinese tale, then it was a smash animated hit, now Mulan has gotten a Disney live-adaptation makeover and, after much hype, is about to hit Hong Kong. Follow the titular character of Mulan as she disguises herself as a man to take her father’s place in the imperial army as they head towards a face-off with the invading Huns. Is it as good as the beloved 1998 original? We’ll just have to wait and see…

Arm Candy

Regardless of what certain fashion critics may attempt to dictate, there’s really no wrong way to carry your handbag in contemporary society. Whether casually slung as a stylish clutch, decorously draped across one shoulder or demurely dangled from the fingertips at some select soirée, flexibility and comfort are the only rules worth observing.

POLYNOMORE

It’s on our shelves. It fills our oceans. It’s in our food. And, these days, it’s pretty much guaranteed to be inside you too. Based on the undeniable testimony of once beautiful beaches and starkly-compromised stretches of sea, one of mankind’s most ubiquitous creations has turned toxic and now threatens its very existence – plastic. Or so we have been led to believe.

Even should you have been resident in the depths of the Marianas Trench for the last year or so, it can’t have escaped your attention that the tide has turned against this most multi-purpose of polymers. In state rooms from Britain to Singapore as well as within the boardrooms of such behemoths as KFC or Coca-Cola, there is a sudden, almost startled, awareness that single-use plastic is the Fifth Horseman of the looming eco-apocalypse.

Even more surprising, in a world characterised by climate change cynicism and declining-glacier deniers, there seems to be a degree of consensus that tackling this particular problem is a genuine priority. Sadly, this is probably because even the least green-minded government official can see for themselves that the world is already drowning in plastic.

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Though some plastic waste is either incinerated or ends up as landfill, only a small amount – perhaps 10 percent – gets recycled. The vast majority of all surplus-to-requirements plastics ends up being carried out to sea. Whether washed up on beaches or carried along on waves, it doesn’t so much find its way into the environment as, we are ominously informed, actually become part of it.

We are already apparently seeing its effects. At present, it is estimated that more than 100,000 sea creatures die every year either from consuming plastics or by getting enmeshed within them. In the case of coral, an entity that takes years or even decades to mature and grow, its numbers are said to have declined by more than 50 percent over the last 30 years, largely because of plastic contamination, although disease and global warming have also taken their toll.

Then there’s the Great Pacific Garbage Patch – set between Hawaii and California, at 1.6 million sq.km, it is the largest of the world’s super-huge floating trash sites. An established danger to marine life and a clear environment hazard, the Patch also continues to grow at an alarming rate.

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Interestingly – and this is where things start to get a little less clear – the environmentally aware activities of most consumers won’t make any real difference to its expansion or dispersion. This is largely because, contrary to popular belief, coffee cups and the mesh that holds together six-packs of beer are not necessarily the Big Bads when it comes to oceanic contamination.

In reality, 46 percent of the waste plastic that constitutes the Pacific Garbage Patch was actually derived from the equipment used by industrial fishing fleets. Even the remaining 54 percent is not down to Starbucks or Stella Artois, with it largely comprising other professional angling gear – notably ropes, guides, crustacean traps, crates and a miscellany of other maritime paraphernalia. The balance is made up by debris from the 2011 tsunami that devastated Japan, which accounts for maybe 20 percent of the whole.

If the current welter of scientific research has proved anything, it’s shown that, while empty soda bottles and takeaway meal wrappers might mar beachscapes across the world, inadvertently choking a seagull or two along the way, everyday waste is not the biggest global danger. Indeed, it’s clear that certain supposed evidence of the peril it presents has been exaggerated if not wilfully distorted.

Take the oft-repeated statistic that 500 million plastic straws are used – and discarded – in America every single day. It’s a figure that’s so huge, so tailor-made to prompt behavioural change (with a number of companies having already banned their use) that the anti-straw movement has gone from being a quaint notion to becoming a seriously belligerent environmental force.

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While compelling it might be, it’s a statistic that falls apart even under the most cursory of  examinations. Firstly, even if the 500 million figure is true and even if all such straws are washed out to sea every day, on an annual basis, that’s still only 0.2 percent of global plastic wastage. Secondly – and even more fundamentally – the 500 million figure is based on the uncorroborated work of one individual – Milo Cress.

In 2011, Milo took it upon himself to estimate the scale of daily straw usage across the US. To this end, he called a number of local fast-food restaurants and straw manufacturers and then extrapolated his findings on a national basis. Unfortunately, at the time, Milo was not employed by a recognised scientific institution or government body. This was, in part, due to the fact that he was nine years old at the time. Nevertheless, this schoolboy’s apparent findings have been taken as fact by many environmentalists and now shape policies and help define priorities.

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While such digressions have clearly clouded the issue, there is still enough proper science around to cause genuine concern, not least about the way that singleuse plastics enter the food chain. According to a study by the Scrippe Institution of Oceanography in San Diego, the fish population of the Pacific is ingesting plastic at a rate of between 12,000 to 24,000 tonnes per year. To put this into perspective, pretty much every time you tuck into a sushi roll or fillet of fish, you’re also treating yourself to a – probably unhealthy – dose of artificial polymers.

These come in the form of tiny plastic particles – known as microplastics and often less than a millimetre in length – which are now ubiquitous throughout the world’s oceans. Perhaps more worryingly, they also fairly ubiquitous in our own bodies.

Thankfully – while plastic isn’t likely to feature on any good diet guide any time soon – the jury is still out as to whether these minuscule particles are inherently harmful. While some polymer-derivatives – notably Bisophenal A (BPA), which can be absorbed through the skin and is utilised in everything from DVD cases to fruit-juice packets – have been tentatively linked to cancers, neurological issues and hormone imbalances, plastics are still seen as relatively low down on most respectable likely-to-kill-you lists. Indeed, mercury and a number of other naturally-occurring heavy metals are far more likely to see you off peremptorily.

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To complicate matters still further, several scientists have claimed that seabird toxicity tests have shown that ingesting plastics may actually extend their lifespan. This is, supposedly, because potentially toxic materials (such as heavy metals and even radioactive particles) may bind to any such plastic and pass harmlessly through the bird. Of course, an equal number of scientists dispute this particular notion, finding it specious in the extreme.

As with many environmental issues then, the problem is knowing who and what to believe. With undisputed data hard to find and with many serious studies open to interpretation, it is clearly a challenge for the environmentally-minded citizen to know what to do for the best. The problem is of course compounded when fundamentally flawed – if well-meaning – pseudo-science, such as the 500 million straw myth, is accepted at face value and widely circulated.

While foregoing fast-food bendy straws and taking your own mug to Costa Coffee clearly isn’t going to harm the environment, it might be foolish to believe it’s actively going to improve the situation. Indeed, with just five countries creating more than half the world’s plastic waste and with industrial fishing fleets accounting for much of the oceanic contamination, it might be better for individuals to lobby for greater national and corporate responsibility rather than to berate any wayward straw wastrels.

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